Dogeater Panel 10i

One night we went to a “nice restaurant in town.” [Beaver Street Brewery, south of the tracks.]

“Me and the wife.” [He talks like a hick in his stories. Also when lying.]

He said, “I’m going to take you here on our anniversary.”

I said, “This is our anniversary. I want a divorce.”

[Close, except for the part where I spill the beans about the day.]